snyggvur:

jaubaius:

A big stretch!

Source

*fires invisible rays at u*

lesbiankermit-moved:

i feel like my continually deepening preference for identifying with terms like transsexual, dyke, faggot, is in part because theyre the least likely to be marketed back to me by old navy

dailyquests:

ihatepissvortex:

❗️ dailyquests Follow

  • Suck his dick so sloppy, he gotta wipe his ass after

REWARDS: 19 Gold, 84 EXP

boudicca:

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

moveslikekeithrichards:

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain